Funny (embarrassing) things kids say

A couple of weeks ago, I was pushing my cart through Target with my 11 month old in my baby bjorn carrier and my 3 year old in the cart.  My 3 year old was really trying my my patience that day.  He was riding along and yelling out whatever came into his mind and the next thing I knew, he yelled out at the top of his lungs, "I need a haircut".  I was so embarrassed.  Needless to say, Grandma gave him a trim within the week.  I think it is hilarious now, but at the time I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.